Tuesday, February 22, 2011


An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?"

The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chucky, wherever I go, Chucky goes."

"I'm sorry sir," said the ticket agent, "We don't allow animals in the theater."

The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge. The movie started and the rooster began to squirm.

The old farmer unzipped his pants so Chucky could stick his head out and watch the movie.

"Marge," whispered Mildred.

"What," said Marge.

"I think this guy next to me is a pervert," said Mildred.

"What makes you think that," asked Marge.

"He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out," whispered Mildred.

"Well, don't worry about it," said Marge, "At our age we've seen them all."

"I thought so," said Mildred, "But this one is eating my popcorn."
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  1. the thought of looking at that cracks me up! see you soon!

    smiles, bee

  2. Love it!!! Have a great day!

  3. Sandee, this was too funny! I love it. "THis one is eating my popcorn". THe farmer and his rooster must have been inseparable.

    Hugs to you.

  4. That was unexpected and totally hilarious. I can just imagine that poor woman and her popcorn.

  5. LOL! I think that itty bitty biddy needs new glasses! Or a date! bwahahaha!

    Big "I'm doing laundry to pack" hugs :]

  6. Now that is really funny. I can just picture it. Those ladies were very calm about the whole thing. I needed that laugh this morning. Thanks for sending Lucky some purrs. He really needs them right now.

  7. Oh my gravy... that is hil-arious!!!!!

  8. That cracked me up! Not where I expected that one to go:)

    Sunday is getting closer, and I like that. Have fun packing.

    Big hugs, honey...

  9. The punch line was so funny. I wasn't expecting that...

  10. hahahhaha! Is that a rooster in your pants, or are you just glad to see me.

  11. LOL, Mildred should have gotten the large tub of popcorn

  12. Good laugh, :) thanks for that.

  13. good grief!,,Happy Mid week friends!! (hugs)

  14. PPHHHTTTT! I was afraid it might of turned out a bit naughtier... this was too funny!

  15. Bwahahaha! You had me laughing over here, Sandee. Looking forward for more.

    Hugs !

  16. Hahaha! i will be thinking of that every time i stuff me face with popcorn now :-)

  17. Hi Sandee! I loved to hear that one!
    It is, for me, and old high school joke.
    In Nebraska in my days, it was a duck.

  18. That was hilarious. I needed that smile this morning. Have a great day.

  19. Bwaahahahahah I can't type, I kept on laughing hahahahaha...nice one Sandee..

    Have a great day!


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