Sunday, February 20, 2011

The Broadway Show

A man took his wife to a Broadway show. During the first intermission he had to attend to natures call in the worst way, so he hurried to find the bathrooms. He searched in vain for the bathrooms, but he finally found a beautiful fountain with foliage, and since nobody was watching, he decided to take a relieve himself right there.

When he finally got back into the auditorium, the second act had already begun. He searched in the dark until he found his wife. "Did I miss much of the second act?" he asked.

"Miss it?" she said, "You were in it!"
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22 comments:

  1. oh bless his heart! did she kill him? ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxox

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  2. Haha! i cringed for him :-)

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  3. Inter-mess-o? bwahahaha!

    See you in 1 week! Big hugs :]

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  4. Oh my too funny.Still laughing. Poor guy. Hope you have a super Sunday. Only seven more days and you all will be having one good time.

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  5. Poor guy. It's a wonder they didn't take him to jail.

    Hugs to you, Sandee.

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  6. Dick got a good laff outta that one!

    One week to go. Like the sound of that! Big hugs, honey...

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  7. Just a few more sleeps to go, y'all!!!!!

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  8. Sounds like something Willy might do. Except Willy would notice it in the middle of the action and would begin to sing.

    10-4 Willy

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  9. Ah, a cameo appearance in a Broadway show - a lot of people would kill for that!

    One week! WOOOOO!!!

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  10. what ever works right??

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  11. I'm smiling, Sandee. :) :) :)
    He must have had a relapse and thought the he was back on the golf course.
    ..

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  12. oooch! When you gotta go...you gotta go! The audience would have thought it was part of the show. Probably!

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  13. Haha. Funny! Just goes to show you that you can't even piss in public anymore without making a scene.

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  14. absolutly hillarious

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  15. and he didn't get any applause :)

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  16. I guess he was blinded by the stage lights.

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  17. hahahaha... lol
    nice joke

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  18. Good for him to get on the stage even without audition. LOL!!

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  19. Was he the comic relief? Just askin'.

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  20. Bwahahaha! That made me LOL! :D
    Nice one! Didn't saw that coming!

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  21. Reminds me of Peter Sellers' character in the film, "The Party." Poor guy went crazy in a large Hollywood mansion looking for a spot to relieve himself.

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