Sunday, February 6, 2011

The Blonde

A man met a beautiful blonde woman and decided he wanted to marry her right away.

She said, ‘But we don’t know anything about each other..’

He said, ‘That’s all right, we’ll learn about each other as we go along.’

So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort.

One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.

She said, ‘That was incredible!’

He said, ‘I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we’d learn more about each other as we went along.’

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths. After seventy -five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel and was hardly out of breath.

He said, ‘That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?’

’No,’ she said, ‘I was a hooker in Pittsburgh and I worked both sides of the River.”

Stolen from: Spicybugz of Spicybugz World

29 comments:

  1. hahahaha! I thought she was going to say she used to be Mark Spitz!

    Big '3 weeks to embarkation day' hugs :]

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  2. LOL!! That must be a really healthy blond. ;)

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  3. LOL, not what I was expecting

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  4. Not the sort of thing you really want to find out AFTER the wedding...

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  5. Hahaha! Didn't see that coming! :)

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  6. well, he said they would learn on the go......

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  7. You got me, I didn't see that one coming.

    Hugs to you,
    Pam

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  8. Too funny, but didn't expect that. Thanks for the good laugh this morning. Take care and have a fun day.

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  9. well it's his own danged fault! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoox

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  10. This is what happens when you get married too fast - serves him right!

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  11. Hahaha...that is a good one!
    Have a great day!

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  12. oish ! HAVE A SWEET SUNDAY dear friend!!:)

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  13. Oops...married too soonus!

    Big hugs, honey...

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  14. Very funny, just what I was needing on a rather boring Sunday evening. Keep them coming...

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  15. Incredible,
    pleas help me stop laughing;-)
    HAHAHA

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  16. that was a good one.

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  17. He should have suggested that they live together for a while instead of getting married so quickly. :)
    Cute, Sandee! :) (I'm still smiling!) :)
    ..

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  18. hahahahahahaha! Wasn't expecting that ending.

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  19. Which one's the blonde in this story?

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  20. whaaaaa hahahahaaaa! Reminds me of how dating was in my early years.

    Blog looks very cool Sandee, I thought I was lost 4 a moment there ;-)

    HUGGANSMOOOOTCH

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  21. Ha ha! Very good!

    Your blog looks great!

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  22. :-) I thought perhaps she might be a man. This ending is so much better.

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  23. I guess it's a good thing she didn't work in the Three Rivers area.

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  24. LOL See being a hooker has at least one advantage

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  25. LOL The healthy hooker

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  26. Anonymous2/09/2011

    thanks

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