Wednesday, February 16, 2011


A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic liberal ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out and relax! I mean, no sex since 1955! Come with me." She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his grizzled bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."

The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."

Gotta love military time…

Hat tip: Jeanine H.
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  1. That's one squared away soldier! bwahahahaha!

    Big hugs :]

  2. Oh boy, he wasn't joking when he said he had seen a lot of action.

  3. oh my! i should have seen that one coming but didn't! ha ha ha good one.

    smiles, bee

  4. Same here... I should have known it too... That was funny!

  5. This was so funny I had to share it on my FB page and sent the link to my "Old Bastard" buddies. Since they are all retired military, they will certainly enjoy it. Well, it is 0918 and I've got things to do. It is time to get serious. snerx.

  6. Too funny. Brought a smile to my face this morning. Thanks Sandee. Hope you have a grand day. Not long toll your famous cruise.

  7. LOL! that was too funny.

  8. No wonder my wife won't let join the army. This was funny.

  9. Gotta love those old guys. Good one.

    Real hugs soon. Cyber ones for now, honey...

  10. Oh my I didn't see that one coming at all. Good one to steal lol

    MORE HUGS, it's hug Sandee Day yup yup

  11. LOL she was well and truly had (no pun intended :-)

  12. I caught on to the 1955 before it got to the punch line, that was a good one

  13. yup should have seen it comin!..:) Have a great rest of the day~!:)

  14. Ha ha ha! I read that out to Mo and we roared with laughter :)

  15. Yep, must be the uniform. Everyone loves a man in uniform!!!

  16. I read this to a bunch of people yesterday. I enjoyed it over and over! :D

  17. I'm smiling, Sandee! Love it! :D


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