Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Sisters of Mercy

A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying, "Sisters of Mercy, House of Prostitution, 10 miles"

Thinking it is some sort of joke, he pays no attention, until he sees a similar sign reading, "Sister's of Mercy, House of Prostitution, 5 miles."

Still unsure, he drives on, until spotting a third sign saying, "Sister's of Mercy, House of Prostitution, next exit". His curiosity getting the better of him, he takes the exit and parks his car outside the convent.

He knocks on the door, and tells the nun who answers, "I saw your signs on the highway, are they for real?"

The nun answers, "Yes" and tells him to give her $50 and follow her to a room.

He enters a room, and a second nun requests $50, and leads him to a door. Once he opens the door, he is quickly shoved outside by the nun.

He finds himself behind the convent, where he sees the final sign, "Thank you for you contributions, you have just been screwed by the Sisters of Mercy."
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18 comments:

  1. Good one Sandee and Happy New Year to you!!

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  2. Poor fellow. But he had it coming to him!

    ((((Hugs)))) and Happy 1-11-11. :)
    ..

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  3. What a clever ministry! Bwahahahaahahahahahaha!

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  4. That give whole new meaning to the term "Safe sex".

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  5. Mother Mercy, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

    Big hugs :]

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  6. nuns seem to know the men psychology better!
    have a great day!

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  7. Now that was funny and what a great plan by the nuns. Bet they made tons of money. It did make our Mom laugh out loud his morning. Cheered her up after all this snow and ice. Have a great day Sandee

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  8. Nice one! have a great day from snowy Chicago!

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  9. Yep sound about right to me.

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  10. ...and now you know why they are called "nuns"!

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  11. LMAO

    Now known as "The Sisters Of No Mercy" :-)

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  12. he should have known better than to mess with a nun

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  13. Yep, I've had days like that -- just different "screw-ers."

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  14. Hahaha...good one! Bet they made a ton 'o dough.

    Big hugs, honey...

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  15. LOL That might be a great answer to a lot of problems many businesses are dealing with now, love it.

    Down $100 :-)

    Big HUG

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  16. Gullibility & wealth are 2 qualities that just don't stay together long.

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