Saturday, January 22, 2011

The Proud Parents

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months.

Very worried, the mother goes to the Pharmacy and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, ‘Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!’

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them:

‘Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take charge.

I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, I’m not really sure what to do. What do you suggest?’

At this point, the girl’s father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him, ‘You shag her again.’

Stolen from: Steve of bethere2day


  1. LOL. This is a great weekend laugh.

  2. LOL, nothing like a dad looking out for his daughters best interest :)

  3. hahahhaa! He could adopt me!

    Happy Weekend to you and Zane, Sandee! Big hugs :]

  4. Spoken like a proud grandfather - maybe!

  5. Good one Sandee. Thanks for that laugh this morning. I needed that. Hope you have a super week end.

  6. Now why would he Father want the old rich guy give his daughter a new rug?

    Have a great day!

  7. laughing at da dude! have a great weekend honey!

    smiles, bee

  8. Yay I see a comment from the Empress, hope that means she is feeling better.

    I'd have to say, I was hoping the father would have said that. There's a lot to be said for taking responsibility. lol.

  9. Funny!
    Have a great weekend!!!

  10. AHH HA HAAA!!!! ... heheee

  11. LOL
    Like to meet Mr. Moneybags myself....

  12. That certainly settled the bill. My oh my!

    I'm enjoying that countdown clock. Soon. Real hugs. Cyber ones for now...

  13. Now that is what I call a father with a heart of gold!

    I hope you are having a great weekend...

  14. I gotta 12 Ga. pump that says she gets it all...NOW!

  15. Bwhahahahahahhahaa

    thanks for the good laugh

  16. Thanks. I needed that. Loved it!

  17. Oh wow, I wasn't expecting that hahaha...thanks for the laugh, it was much needed.

  18. "Da Dude" needs an award for him comment! Very funny...

  19. Super funny! Enjoyed it! :D

  20. Very funny! lol. Who could resists?! That offer?! :)


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