Sunday, January 9, 2011

Homeland Security

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

Stolen from Phil of Phils Phun


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23 comments:

  1. LOL. I'm sure it'll be much more hilarious if they can do brain-scan too.

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  2. oh. i thought i was reading an hospital report. lol.

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  3. Enlarged prostates are lagging behind breast implants... come on fellas... keep up! bwahahahaha!

    Are your black eyes all better yet? I hope so. Have a wonderful day, Sandee! Big hugs :]

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  4. Darn that's a lot of breast implants

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  5. That is really funny. Now if they could just scan for cancer, we would all be better off. Hope the eye is feeling a little better. Take care and have a super day.

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  6. Natural Blondes... HA HA HA!!!

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  7. Willy had thought about being a TSA examiner when he heard about the natural blonde part. Then Willy read about the Hemorrhoids.

    Not Willy's style.

    10-4 Willy

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  8. Gee, the natural blondes are really lagging behind, huh? I don't want to know what else they're finding!

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  9. Hemorrhoids? Ewww...TMI :)

    Have a great day. Big hugs, honey...

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  10. Wikipeeks.... now that cracked me up! Stay warm, y'all!

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  11. Glad to see breast plants is an even number.

    I guess that the number of incontinent discoveries is still classified information.

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  12. Watch now you said it, Wikipeeks is gonna happen... LOL

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  13. I guess there are medical benefits to it all. Are the airlines gunna implement a implement a "frequent operation points" scheme.
    Will you be flying Business, economy or surgery class today sir?

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  14. bwahaha wiki peeks

    good one :)

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  15. From what I have read online that isn't a joke, its all true...

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  16. oish..wish it was really a laughing matter tho hun..arggg!..HAPPY SUNDAY my friend..~!

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  17. After about the fifth time of having sex with a hot blond would her mental capacity come into play. By that time I'm ready to move on. Works great for me!

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  18. That's why I travel greyhound and the company is top notch! Hugs and loves Sandee :)

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  19. Thanks, Sandee. I needed that. WikiPeeks is hilarious. I wish I had thought of that.

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  20. nyahahahaha..i am lucky for i have a natural breasts or else, i'll be on the 59,351 place..hahahahahha

    Good evening Sandee.

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  21. Holy shit that was funny! Can't hide your junk from the TSA. Funny!

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  22. That's a pretty expensive way to find blondes.

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