Sunday, January 30, 2011

Curtis & Leroy II

Curtis and Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News Newspaper in Starkville, MS. and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.

The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."

Curtis and Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."

The farmer said, "Can’t do that. I went and spent it already."

They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."

The farmer asked, "What in the world ya’ll gonna do with a dead mule?"

Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."

The farmer said, "You can’t raffle off a dead mule!"

Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don’t hafta tell nobody he’s dead!"

A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis and Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked. "What’d you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"

They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."

Leroy said, "Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."

The farmer said, "My Lord, didn’t anyone complain?"

Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."

Curtis and Leroy now work for the government. They’re overseeing the Bailout Program.
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19 comments:

  1. Them boys may be on to something... common sense may be over-rated. hahahaha!

    Big 4-weeks to go hugs :]

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  2. brilliant!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxo

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  3. The job in the gubernment was made for them. LOL! Or maybe it is the other way around.

    Have a great weekend.

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  4. That sounds like some smart dudes. Just for you information, there really is a Piggly Wiggly grocery store. Hope you have a super Sunday.

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  5. And they are doing a brilliant job with that program.

    Keep us smiling! Big hugs, honey...

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  6. Bwahahahahahahahaha -- dead mule stimulus...lol

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  7. hahaha... good one.
    have a great day!

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  8. Let's let them run for Mayor of Chicago. You don't have to live here to be Mayor. Just have an address.

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  9. lol po yea work for the ole gummint! Have a beautiful weekend~!:)

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  10. yep, grab them good old boys up and put em in office :)

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  11. Another couple of conmen in Government will keep the rest of them company! But these two might just be smarter than what’s in power already

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  12. Ha Ha Looks like them boys really got an inkling for making money.

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  13. Why them boys are smarter 'en what they look! It's probably too bad they really don't work the government!

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  14. Sounds very realistic with the current government.

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  15. They musta raffled the dead mule in Georgia's Fourth Congressional district ;)

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  16. I didn't see that one coming... excellent!

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  17. Curtis and Leroy are smarter than the average politician.

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  18. Hahaha! Brilliant dudes! LOL

    Love your blog's new look. Excellent than ever! :D

    Just got back here since my schedule won't allow me to do blog hopping. Take care my friend! :D

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