Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Posted by Sandee
Grope discounts available.
If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first.
Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
Wanna fly? Drop your fly.
We've handled more balls than Barney Frank.
We are now free to move about your pants.
We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.
When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'.
YOU were a virgin.
We handle more packages than the USPS.
Stolen from: Phil of Phil's Phun