Thursday, December 16, 2010

Redneck Traffic Stop

A guy cruises through a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. The guy hands the cop his driver’s license, insurance verification, and registration. The policeman notices a Concealed Carry Permit as the man was fishing out his drivers license. So the cop asks, “Are you carrying today?”

“Yes, I am.”

“Well then, better tell me what you got.”

The guy says, “Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There’s a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I’ve got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot.”

“Okay,” the cop says. “anything else?”

“Yeah, back in the trunk, there’s an AR15 and a shotgun. That’s about it.”

The cop asks, "Are you on your way to or from a gun range?”

“Nope.”

“Well then, what are you afraid of?”

The guy responds, “Not a darn thing.”

Stolen from: Phil of Phils Phun

27 comments:

  1. Hahaha! That's funny! :D

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  2. Just lookin' for an opportunity!

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  3. LOL--that is really funny!

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  4. That boy's got back up for his back up! Smart. And he knows how to use all of it.

    Big hugs, honey...

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  5. Judging from all the 'gear' my bil Jim, the State Trooper, was wearing when he drove me to the airport Tuesday morning, that cop doesn't need to worry about too much either. He was actually hard to hug with all that stuff!

    (His beat is the airport and he was on duty right after he dropped us off.)

    Have a lovely day, Sandee! Big hugs :]

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  6. hahaha...
    have a great day!

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  7. I like that one, may have to use it over breakfast at the hunt club on Saturday.

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  8. Sounds like my brother...

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  9. LOL...I love it. I should have packed that gear when I visited Butcher's pen.

    I just keep a loaded shotgun handy in the house all the time and all my neighbors know I'm a little crazy-works for me!!

    Have a great day Sandee!
    Hugs,
    Jackie:-)

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  10. Now that's what I call a fully loaded truck!

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  11. Exactly what my answer would have been. LOL. Not a redneck, he's a sharper tool.

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  12. I must be a redneck too!

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  13. If I had been that cop, I would have been out of there. And that guy is really well prepared.That is pretty funny. Reminds me of my neighbors which keeps me very alert.
    Take care Sandee.

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  14. this one reminds me of life with the ex...lol

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  15. I'm thinking I wouldn't be afraid of anything either with that kind of arsenal close by!

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  16. lol... no I don't suppose he is!

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  17. I would worry about him!

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  18. you just gotta' love a redneck!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxo

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  19. That's how I used to feel when I would walk my Rottweiller & Doberman together at night. Nothing to fear...

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  20. Sounds like they pulled over one of my neighbors. Haha. Happy Friday! Have a great weekend.

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  21. The version I heard, the guy was stopped for speeding. The motorist warned the cop about the open beers, the kilo in the glove box, the ammo under the seat, the weapons and the bloody corpse in the trunk. The officer calls for backup, saying we may have a serial killer here. When the backup arrives it turns out the guy didn't even have a firecracker. The motorist tells the backup cop: I reckon he's going to tell you I was speeding too.

    From Tix-Comix

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  22. I wouldn't be scared of much with all that firepower either...except maybe if I'd forgotten the bullets..

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  23. I had a wisce crack and I decided to delet it.

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