Sunday, December 5, 2010

Old Timers Sex

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'

'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'

'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'

'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.

As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggles to their feet and puts their clothes back on.

The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was something else.

You must have had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.’

Hat tip: Sarge Charlie of Sarge Charlie
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28 comments:

  1. Would that be considered public indecency, or disorderly conduit?

    *ducking boos and throwd old folks joke books*

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  2. your joke was funny enough and then I read skunkfeathers comment and I'm dieing here...lol

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  3. What Ann said... disorderly conduit... bwahahahaha!

    Have a terrif day, Sandee! Big hugs :]

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  4. ROTFLMAO

    BWahahahahaha!

    OK, so it was only mildly amusing. snerx.

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  5. Ha Ha Ha That put a spark back into their lovelife. Better than viagra.

    BTW Sandee I have started doing free weekly blog ads for my top commenter of the week. It was a 3 way tie this week & you were one of them. You have earned a spot in my 125 x 125 advertising space for a week
    Regards
    Tony

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  6. too funny and the comment too!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxo

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  7. damn that electric fence, it screwed up my pacemaker......

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  8. Everyone could use a jump start now and then.

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  9. Snort, snort.

    Thanks for the smiles. Enjoy your day. Big hugs, honey...

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  10. Now that was a good one. Didn't see that coming but the comments were priceless. Too funny. Nothing like a good conduit.
    Take care and have a great Sunday.

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  11. too funny! Have a great Sunday.

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  12. Oh my goodness LOL

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  13. LOL! That was too funny! I didn't see that one coming. Loved the comments.

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  14. LOL! That was too funny! I didn't see that one coming. Loved the comments.

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  15. *snort*
    that was just hilarious!

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  16. That might be the best ending to a joke I ever saw. Talk about laughing out loud. Dang.

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  17. You might say he had an... electrical discharge.

    Great one..

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  18. I think you might have stumbled upon a newfangled marital aid.

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  19. ♪♪Happy Birthday to you,♪♪
    ♪♪Happy Birthday to you,♪♪
    ♪♪Happy Birthday Dear Sarge,♪♪
    ♪♪Happy Birthday to you.♪♪

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  20. lol...aw silly~! :)have a great rest of the weekend Y'all~!~

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  21. Oh my gosh, that one had me actually laughing out loud for real!

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  22. nyahaahaha poor old couple, better buy viagra i guess hahahaha

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  23. Ha ha!!! I saw that coming and yet I laughed outloud!

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  24. I didn't see that coming at all and have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!!

    Love it!!xoxo:-)

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  25. I have a strand of electric fence running around my side yard for the calves.
    I better be carefull : )

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  26. buzz me up scotty
    10-4 Willy

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