Monday, December 6, 2010

The Blind Salesperson

A woman goes into Fishing Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday. She doesn’t know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

A Shop assistant is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, “Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?”

He says, “Ma’am, I’m completely blind; but if you’ll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.”

She doesn’t believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, “That’s a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb. test line. It’s a good all around combination and it’s on sale this week for only $20.00.”

She says, “It’s amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I’ll take it!” As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

“Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,” he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind assistant could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn’t know that she was the only person around.

The man rings up the sale and says, “That will be $34.50 please.”

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, “Didn’t you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?”

He replies, “Yes, Ma’am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50.”

Stolen from: Steve of bethere2day

21 comments:

  1. That is one of my favorite jokes of all time. It's always guaranteed for a laugh or two.

    :-)

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  2. This one is fantastic. I was still laughing from the Old People Sex joke and now I am rolling!
    I hope you have a fantastic day!
    Big big hugs,
    Jackie:-)

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  3. LOL! Have a great Monday, Sandee.

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  4. A duck call and bear repellent... I So have to remember that! bwahahahahaha!

    Have a terrific day, Sandee! Big hugs :]

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  5. Hmm...now I know why there aren't any bears in the woods around my house.

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  6. That is too funny!
    Have a great day, Sandee.

    Hugs to you,
    Pam

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  7. That is funny. Good way to keep the bears away I guess. Thanks for the good laugh. I needed that. Take care Sandee and have a terrific week.

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  8. I swiped this as well for a future posting.

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  9. This one's new to me!
    I like it, thank you. Smiles, :)
    ..

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  10. We call them Utah Barking Spiders around these parts.
    Have a great day.

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  11. I'll have to remember that one!
    Have a great day Sandee :)

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  12. I've never heard that one before. That's a classic. Thanks for the great laugh for the day

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  13. oh that is just too funny. Love it.

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  14. Willy has been looking for a good duck call.

    10-4 Willy

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  15. I read this at Steve's blog and this had me cracked up! LOL

    Nice for posting it in your blog, Sandee! :D

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  16. New one to me! Loved it. Hope you're having a great week, Commodore! :)

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