Wednesday, November 10, 2010

A Sure Cure

Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything--noise, spray, cats--nothing seems to scare them away.

Another said "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the narthex attic. I've even had the place fumigated, and they won't go away."

The third said, "I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church... Haven't seen one back since!!!"
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21 comments:

  1. Ha! Close to home though because we haven't been to church in a few weeks.

    Have a wonderful day Sandee!

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  2. Bwahahahahahahhahahaha.... that one is funny... true, but funny

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  3. hahahaha! My parents and I were just discussing catholic priests we knew last night. That sounds about right!

    Big hugs :]

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  4. The third pastor is by far the most intelligent one...lol

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  5. They obviously have not been preaching sermons on giving to the church. That'll run 'em off.

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  6. True dat. But how did he get the bats in the wateR? Have a great day, Sandee!

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  7. hahaha.......
    have a great day!

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  8. oh sooooo true!!!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxo

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  9. Well that is one way. Too funny.
    Hope you have a fantastic day. Take care.

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  10. I laughed so hard I almost shot coffee out my nose!

    Good one!

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  11. Ha Ha brilliantly hilarious & given the decline of religion in so many people's lives today so very true. If you actually go to church these days, as I do, your almost viewed as some kind of weirdo

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  12. BTW I have RSS'd your blog now so you will soon get sick of me

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  13. Yep, I think that will get rid of the little buggers for good!

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  14. Works all too often.

    Big hugs, honey...

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  15. LOL! I've got bats in my belfry, too, and they also happen to be nocturnal. Maybe it has something to do with the tee-vee. The noise drives them bonkers.

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  16. Works at Willy's Church. Baptize em and lose them
    10-4 Willy

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  17. Sounds about right LOLOL!

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  18. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA well, it happens to the people too..haha

    have a great weekend Sandee

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  19. Ha! So true. Happy WW and thanks for the visit!

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