Saturday, November 6, 2010

Sunday School

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday.

The following week she asked each child in turn what they had learned.

Susie said, "He was born in a manger."

Bobby said, "He threw the money changers out of the temple."

Little Johnny said, "He has a red pickup truck but he doesn't know how to drive it."

Curious, the teacher asked, "And where did you learn that, Johnny?"

"From my Daddy," said Johnny. "Yesterday we were driving down the highway, and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy yelled at him, 'Jesus Christ! Why don't you learn how to drive?'"

Stolen from: Phil of Phils Phun
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20 comments:

  1. Why is it they immediately learn what you'd rather they did not? hahahaha!

    Big hugs :]

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  2. Hahaha! thanks for my morning laugh

    Have a brilliant weekend

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  3. LOL He drives more than a red pick up truck. I saw him in a white car yesterday.

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  4. I think Little Johnny is very, very smart!!!

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  5. And when I grow up, I wanna be just like you, Dad.

    Thanks for the morning smiles. Big hugs, honey...

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  6. Very Good, as always thanks for the laugh!

    He must own a number of vehicles, because I saw him in a Black Suburban, with three kids in the back seat, and he was putting on make-up?

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  7. L'lle Johnny is back... hahaha...
    Have a great weekend!

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  8. Little Johnny sounds like he's going to grow up to be like Dean Winchester from Supernatural - LOL!

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  9. Kids definitely pick up on things that we'd rather not have them pick up on!

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  10. LOVE IT. That reminds me of Bill Cosby saying he and his brother thought their names were something like "stupid" and "hey you"... LOL!

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  11. Oh that is so perfect. I see him every day in a new car. Take care and have a happy weekend.

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  12. That is cute! Little Johnny is a smart kid.

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  13. hahaha... I would love to have to meet Lil Johnny who could make me smile often.

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  14. LOL! Kids are echo chambers. If you don't want something repeated, send Little Johnny out of the room.

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  15. Out of the mouths of babes! too funny.

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  16. Bwahahahahaha...oh! boy! Thanks for the good laugh Sandee..hahaha

    Have a great day.

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  17. Kids do take things very literally. Just sayin'.

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  18. He drives in my town, too!

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