Friday, November 12, 2010

Road Rage

The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed,and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally...I assumed you had stolen the car."

Hat tip: Gracie of Echos of Gracie


  1. I didn't expect that... you got me this time. Have a great weekend! Tell hubby hello!

  2. Funny yet sadly too often true :) Have a great weekend

  3. The office DID do what Jesus would do. Jesus would arrest her and remove all of the superficial bumper decoration.
    After all, it is what's on the inside that counts.

  4. oh she deserved that!

    smiles, bee

  5. Oh I have to agree, she so deserved that. WTG Sandee, a good lesson to remind us all about our faith and you did it while giving us all a great big smile!!
    You'r the tops!
    Jackie XX:-)

  6. either way she deserves the treatment.
    have a great day!

  7. Now that was really funny! Why is it usually the people that have those stickers on their car do just the opposite of what the stickers say?

    Have a great weekend,

  8. Too funny but she kind of deserved that little trip to the jailhouse. Love all the signs on her car. Take care Sandee and have a most wonderful week end.

  9. Ha! Excellent! I was married to Mr. Road Rage. He messed with the wrong lady one day... an off-duty cop. Unfortunately, she didn't do anything but give him a good talkin' to. Rats.

    Big hugs :]

  10. Oh, yes, yes - I like this one!

  11. How ironic.. LOL!

  12. The Man in Blue,what a great equalizer!

  13. Brilliant...and well deserved action!

    Have a great w/e. Big hugs, honey...

  14. Well played officer, well played!

  15. LOL!!!! That is a good one - sharing that with DH now!!!

  16. Love it.

    It's that old "do as I say, not as I do" philosophy, huh?

  17. If you're gunna have a lot of those type of bumper stickers you gotta make sure you have the behaviour to match

  18. lol.... We have lots of such hypocrites in this world.

  19. You know, I stopped by here to drop on your Entrecard, because I'm tryin' to find Comedy Plus to buy an ad from, and I had to read another post. I'm soo glad I did...laughing...Hat tip to you and Gracie of "Echos of Gracie."

    Hugs and love,


  20. That was a great steal there. It is funny yet so true also. We all try our best to be a good citizen and a Christian one also. But there is something about Americans where road rage is just a part of our fast paced, no patience world we live in........

  21. Dropping EC and wanted to say hello.

    It is said that the Devil grabs a hold of a Christian when he/she gets behind the wheel of a vehicle.

    OMG I hate getting out in traffic anymore . . .

    Hope you are having an awesome week!



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