Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Forester vs Lawyer

A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together. St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and takes them to the homes where they will spend all of eternity.

They get into St. Peter's holy vehicle and head on down a gold road, which turns into a platinum road, which turns onto an even grander road paved with diamonds, to a huge mansion where St. Peter turns to the lawyer and says, here is your home for the rest of eternity, enjoy! And if there is anything you need, just let me know.

Then St. Peter took the forester to his home, back down the diamond studded boulevard, down the platinum highway, down the street of gold, down an avenue of silver, along a stone alley and down an unpaved footpath to a shack. St Peter says "Here you go" and goes to leave when the forester says "Wait a minute, how come the lawyer gets the big mansion and I get this shack?"

St. Peter says: "Well, foresters are a dime a dozen here, we have never had a lawyer before."
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21 comments:

  1. Yeah, exactly... kinda like chicken lips, huh?

    Big hugs, Sandee! :]

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  2. the poor forester.

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  3. LOL--good one. Have a great one, Sandee.

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  4. i hope i get to heaven too. bwahahaha!

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  5. Not all lawyers are bad.... I know several lawyers who can go to Heaven.

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  6. Ah, but you get one lawyer...then another...then another...and another...and then you get a practice. And another...and another...and another...and then you get competition...advertising...more creative think-tanking about new legal angles for suits...and Heaven goes to Hell.

    ;)

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  7. Good one Sandee. Just very unfair kind of like the world. Take care Sandee and give your dog a big hug.

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  8. the constitution doesn't cover where you get put in heaven? ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxxo

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  9. hahaha...great joke!
    have a great day!

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  10. LOL...love Bee's answer! This is a good one. But, Walter would love the cabin. He would prefer it.

    That's exactly how we would be living if he had his choice!

    Have a great day!
    Big hugs,
    Jackie xoxoxo

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  11. Thanks for the laught this morning.
    Have a great day, Sandee.

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  12. I'm not a lawyer, but if I was, this would still be funny.

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  13. Very funny, I must share this one with my lawyer!

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  14. A rare breed indeed...in heaven.

    Smiles and hugs, honey...

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  15. Yep,the other guy usualy gets them.

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  16. Now that was original. I don't know how you do it. How do you find them?!

    Hope you are having a great week. Thank goodness this rainy Tuesday is almost over.

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  17. Well, a lawyer with a soul...Hmmm

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  18. God bless all the lawyers in the world..especially the one we are dealing with at work right now...hehe!

    Have a nice day Sandee!!

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  19. I'm with SkunkFeathers on this one. Next thing you know, they'll be letting politicians in too!

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  20. Hahaha..well, that means not all the lawyers are bad..sorry to forester..hehe

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