Monday, November 29, 2010

A Funeral

A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life... A huge heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners just -burst- into laughter. When all eyes stared at him.

He said, "I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist."

The priest fainted.

Stolen from: Hale McKay of It Occurred To Me
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32 comments:

  1. LMAO....I can't wait to tell my wife this one.

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  2. Hmm, I'm a baker so does that mean I'll be sealed in a cookie or a cake for all eternity....lol

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  3. Oh my goodness...lol!!
    Have a great day Sandee,
    big hugs,
    Jackie:-)

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  4. Ha Ha!!! "You're a bad gynaecologist now go to your womb"

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  5. LOL @ Tony....

    Now the GYN pall would be quite interesting!

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  6. OK. The GYN I get... somebody explain the priest fainting to the dummy.

    Big hugs :]

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  7. I feel sorry for a proctologist. Just sayin'.

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  8. LOL, that really is a good one and the comments are hysterical too.Bet that got everyone thinking about their own demise. Have a great week Sandee and family.

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  9. i was thinking about the proctologist too, poor guy! this is really funny!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxo

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  10. I don't know which is funnier the post or the comments. Tee hee he!

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  11. Actually, I was thinking about a proctologist.

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  12. Sandee,thank you for the laugh.

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  13. Good then he was not an endoscopist

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  14. Another great start for the week. Thanks for the laughs. Have a great one!

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  15. Note to self-consider cremation.

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  16. LOL That was a good one! Thanks for the laugh ;)

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  17. How funny! Glad there was no coffee in my mouth!

    Big hugs, honey...

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  18. Totally got me, I can picture the gynos funeral now,, lol.


    Big Hug :-)

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  19. LOL! Loved it Sandee. I'll have to start planning my funeral now. It will involve a giant file drawer opening with hundreds of misfiled folders.

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  20. bwahahaaha...i can't type..i keep on laughing haahaha..

    Have a great day Sandee

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  21. That could easily be "You might be a redneck if you get buried in a *&#$$$$

    10-4 Willy

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  22. All the Sooners would hear is a boom as Mallet and the Hogs fly by at the speed of light. Just Sayin.

    10-4 Willy

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  23. I'm not sure that's a funeral I'd want to be attending!

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  24. hahahaha.... that is one funeral I have to see! I'm going to suggest this to my gynaecologist friend. :P

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  25. LOL! Don't wanna imagine that.

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  26. LOL!!! I just spit diet coke out my nose! Thanks for the morning giggle!

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  27. Oh dear...that would mean I'd be inserted unto the ballot box then!! Am an election officer. All the politicians in my place would love to attend!!

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