Saturday, November 13, 2010

10 Reasons

10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because He knew men would never ask for directions.

9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote because men don't want to see what is on TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE is on TV.
8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when the seat wore out and therefore would need Eve to get one for him.

7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.

5. God knew that if the world was to be populated there would have to someone to bear children because men would never be able to handle it.

4. As Keeper of the Garden Adam would never remember where he put his tools.

3. The Scripture account of creation indicates that Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone", he only ends up getting himself in trouble.

And the NUMBER ONE reason...

1. When God finished the creation of Adam he stepped back, scratched his head and said, "I can do better than that."


  1. LOL...well I can't argue with any of these. Especially if I am comparing Adam with Walter.

    Thank you also Sandee for being the wonderful and gracious human being you are!!

    Big hugs and wishes for great weekend!
    Jackie XX'S:-)

  2. Yeah, when I'm alone, trouble is my companion ;)

  3. Hey!!! I resemble those remarks...
    Especially #6

  4. Can't argue with those. Definitely needed an Eve to go with Adam

  5. Love #1. Have a great Saturday, Sandee.

  6. Right on, sista!

    Have a super, duper w/e. Big hugs, honey...

  7. God is too clever!
    Have a happy weekend!

  8. What ELSE is on is right on! bwahahahaha!

    Have a lovely weekend! Big hugs :]

  9. LOL, the TV remote is the best. Love all of them. Adam really does need Eve. Take care Sandee and have a fun day. Give the boat a hug. LOL.

  10. God has been kind to Adam to keep him happy too and created EVE!
    have a great weekend!

  11. good one! hoping you are having a great weekend honey, we are in sunshine and warmth so i am a happy girl here.

    smiles, bee

  12. I like this one Sandee, you made my day! Cheers!

  13. Hmmmm!?!

    It seems like God was working from his masculine side until he got to the number one reason and then the feminine side kicked in. Thanks, God.

    Mwaahahahaha. and a snerx for good measure.

  14. Laughing...I don't know which one I like the best...Each one is so true...(sorry guys)

    I love, "God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment for himself."

    And of course the number one reason, "When God finished the creation of Adam he stepped back, scratched his head and said, "I can do better than that."

    Thanks again for a great beginning to the day...

    Love, Annie

  15. Sandee, those are all so true! Thanks for making me smile today.

    Big Hugs and have a great weekend.

  16. Lol Lol they are funny yet true.
    The one about asking for directions, I have experience myself. There is also one which may not be about Adam, but driving stick (standard) car, may be next Adam (no 1 reason) will be more automatic - how's that for improvement, lol. Anna :)

  17. All excellent reasons though if God had made woman first, he could have rested even longer as there would have been no need to create man!

  18. What else is on?
    Love it.

  19.'s my father on #6 hahaha

    Have a great day Sandee

  20. cool, cool, cool! Thanks a lot

  21. Once again: Great Post


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