Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Greeks and Italians

A Greek and Italian were talking one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over coffee the Greek says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."

The Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to mathematics."

The Italian, nodding, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."

And, so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

Hat tip: Nick M.

14 comments:

  1. oh good one today! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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  2. I am seriously glad I didn't have a mouthful of coffee when I read that one!

    Enjoy your day. Big hugs, honey...

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  3. badda boom badda bing ;)

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  4. Hehehehe, even better since I am an Italian!

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  5. yep, that's right.

    I did a post today that I think every woman should read, men also. My blog

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  6. Now that is funny. Mom got a good laugh out of it. Hope you have a great Tues.

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  7. Funny and yet a little true.... LOL

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  8. oh emm gee! bwahahahaha!

    Big hugs :]

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  9. LOL, score one for the Italians.

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  10. Willy - can't say what Willy is thinking.

    10-4 Willy

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  11. Love this one Sandee, Cheers!

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