Saturday, October 2, 2010


After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.

"It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain."

Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc., she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced".

"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes. Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden. "Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"

"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where did I put that useless boob?"

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  1. A-Ha! That's probable exactly how it happened! hahahaha!

    Happy weekend, Sandee! I know you're having a blast boating! Big hugs :]

  2. LOL--enjoy your Saturday, Sandee.

  3. ROFL, oh I love it. so much more believable than the story about Adam coming first and Eve created from one of his ribs. :)

  4. probably that is how men are more attracted to the womens' breasts than other parts... they identify themselves with the breasts!
    have a great weekend!

  5. So it was written, so it was done!

  6. And to think that a pair of boobs could fuck up an entire universe.

  7. I like that one. Sure does make sense. Hope the sailing is going well for you.
    Take care.

  8. oh too funny! good one today!

    smiles, bee

  9. So that's what happened!

    Look forward to reading all about your wonderful adventures.

    Big hugs, honey...

  10. This is so cute - it certainly is making the rounds!

  11. That is funny. Just plain funny. LMAOOOOO

  12. Hmm...that's not the story I heard. Just sayin'.

  13. 's funny how the ladies all seem to like this JOKE. I hope none them get to believing it.
    There are some running around that might. Come to think of it, maybe the two-boob theory isn't all wrong?


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