Sunday, September 12, 2010

Will You Marry Me?

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl: "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "No!"

So the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

Stolen from: Hale McKay of It Occurred To Me
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20 comments:

  1. Now the ideal is a wife who allowed all of those ;-)

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  2. They do the same thing when the girl says yes, too. Just saying.

    Have a lovely day! Big hugs :]

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  3. tee hee. wonder what the girl would do if she was the one being rejected?

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  4. The key to happiness then is before you ask her to get married: fart a lot,and aloud, smelly preferably leave the toilet seat up when you ask her over to your house, be late to every date because of golf, and drink lots of beer and scotch..warning you can do all these but if she knows how much you have in your bank account all she'll always say yes.

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  5. I was wondering what the difference was, wouldn't he do the same thing if he was married. Give me a break. Thanks for the great laugh Sandee. Have a great Sunday.

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  6. And the best part is, she probably also lived happily ever after too :) That guy surely would have done all that same stuff even if they had gotten married...lol

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  7. Why is he afraid of the girl so much. He could have married her and still could have made merry. The girl also wouldn't have cared. Everybody would have been happy!
    Have a great Sunday!

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  8. too funny!

    hope you are having a wonderful weekend honey!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxo

    ps: tell zane i bought some more beads, but don't tell sarge!

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  9. Fortunately there is more to life that leaving the toilet seat up and passing gas.

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  10. Yes, there IS more to life than passing gas; but saving it up lends to premature explosions...

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  11. It did not stop my husband! Just saying... LOL!

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  12. He lived happily ever after. LMAO

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  13. I had something rude to say and thought beter of it.if that being happy well that that was not the life for me. I'm happy.

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  14. Duh! I did that when I was married. I also got divorced.

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  15. Sounds about right. Thanks for the laff.

    Big Sunday hugs honey...

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  16. Ummmm...I got married. :)
    Have a great week ahead, Sandee!

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  17. Hahahaha I was waiting for the punch line and duh, as I fart and watch some football, LOL

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  18. Yep, Barb is right. My hubby does most of those things still! And I love him no matter what.

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  19. laughing at Barb's comment ;-)

    thanks for the smiles

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