Thursday, September 23, 2010

The Wasp

A woman was leaning how to play golf. She decided she was going to take lessons. On the first day of learning with the pro, she complained angrily that she had been stung by a wasp.

The golf pro asked her where she got stung and she replied, "Somewhere between the first and second hole."

The golf pro just stared blankly at the woman and she became a little irritated.

Finally she asked, "Haven't you got something to say about it?"

He replied, "Well, I'd say that your stance is too wide."

Hat tip: Frank of Foxxfyrre's Honk'n'Holl'r


  1. *blink* *blink* *blink*

    I think she used to work for me.

    It's Friday Eve! Hope you have a terrific day, Sandee! Big hugs :]

  2. Oh my! Maybe it wasn't while playing golf that she got stung :)

  3. LOL--have a great day, Sandee!

  4. It should have started out with a BLONDE woman was playing golf...

    J/K I am blonde, I can make the jokes, right?

    Nevermind, I am too tired to make sense.
    Have a great day!

  5. Straighten up!

    Have a great day. It's almost w/e time! Big hugs, honey...

  6. Maybe it wasn't while playing golf that she got stung

  7. ...and the difference between a pussy and an asshole is about one inch too. So there!

  8. probably she would have meant the longest distance measured in the reverse direction and not the shortest distance between the two holes.
    have a great day!

  9. LOL good one. That probably should have been a blond joke. I used to be blond. Have a great day.

  10. Yea the weekend is almost here! Have a wonderful day!

    big hugs,

  11. personally i'd say it was the golf pro that was blonde! she meant the golf holes and i laughed so loud!

    smiles, bee

  12. Maybe it wasn't while playing golf that she got stung! :)
    There is a moral to this story. If you ever get stung by a be and are asked where be sure to show the person where on your bod. Unless it is unmentionable, then you can tell it.
    Or you are blonde then all bets are off. :)


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