A woman was leaning how to play golf. She decided she was going to take lessons. On the first day of learning with the pro, she complained angrily that she had been stung by a wasp.
The golf pro asked her where she got stung and she replied, "Somewhere between the first and second hole."
The golf pro just stared blankly at the woman and she became a little irritated.
Finally she asked, "Haven't you got something to say about it?"
He replied, "Well, I'd say that your stance is too wide."
Hat tip: Frank of Foxxfyrre's Honk'n'Holl'r