Friday, September 10, 2010

Second Chance

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

God replied: "I didn't recognize you."

Hat tip: Frank of Foxxfyrre's Honk'n'Holl'r
Share This

30 comments:

  1. So much for knowing how long you have. Not sure I'd want to know.

    ReplyDelete
  2. I just don't get plastic surgery and botox and all that other stuff. If I go into surgery it won't be by choice.

    Happy Friday, Sandee! Big hugs :]

    ReplyDelete
  3. LOL--that's a cute one. Happy Friday.

    ReplyDelete
  4. It's not NICE to fool Mother Nature ;-)

    ReplyDelete
  5. Good one, LOL! Thanks for the laugh this morning. I like starting off with a laugh or chuckle.

    ReplyDelete
  6. There is something to be said for growing old gracefully.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Perfect. Now God is nearsighted. Oy vey...

    ReplyDelete
  8. God is always great!
    have a great day!

    ReplyDelete
  9. ha ha ha, didn't recognize her! good one.

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxo

    ReplyDelete
  10. I'm smiling once again, Sandee. :) :) :)
    This is a nice take on an old joke.
    ..

    ReplyDelete
  11. Good one Sandee. I enjoyed that. Have a fantastic week end.

    ReplyDelete
  12. BIG LOL... I'm so glad I don't want any of that done to me. Hope your weekend is grand!! Hugs...

    ReplyDelete
  13. Note to self: stay away from the knife.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Vaniety, thy name is woman.LOL! Too funny.

    Have a great weekend.

    ReplyDelete
  15. Vaniety, thy name is woman.LOL! Too funny.

    Have a great weekend.

    ReplyDelete
  16. Lesson of the day: Be contented on what you have. :D

    ReplyDelete
  17. Good one! Au natural is better.

    Have a great day. Big hugs, honey...

    ReplyDelete
  18. Sandee, I enjoyed this one very much! Cheers!

    ReplyDelete
  19. Oh Sandee,it is a good laugh! I really like that one. Have a great weekend!

    ReplyDelete
  20. Well that's a good reason to just let nature take it's course...lol

    ReplyDelete
  21. *snort* Good one, Sandee. :)

    Have a great weekend!

    ReplyDelete
  22. Priceless! Well...not for her-:))

    Have a great week-end, and in case you didn't see my other comment- Happy Belated Birthday to you~

    I'm sorry I missed it this year...I hope you had a great one~

    Hugs to you~

    Annie

    ReplyDelete
  23. Hahahahaha...good for her hahaha. I still prefer natural beauty.

    Have a great weekend Sandee.

    ReplyDelete
  24. that would be my luck...

    ReplyDelete
  25. A very good lesson: Be who you are;-)

    ReplyDelete
  26. haahaa.. .. we never know when god will take us.. .. .. :)

    ReplyDelete
  27. OMG, now I'm scared to change my roots. Sandi, you have now put the fear of Miss Clairol in me. I hope you'll drop by and follow me on my Green Blog - since I am NO Longer playing the dirty card game.
    see me at RecycledFrockery.com

    ReplyDelete
  28. hee heeeeee ... I didn't see that one coming.

    ReplyDelete
  29. ............ and neither did she!

    ReplyDelete

Thank you for stopping by my little corner of the blogosphere. All comments are very much appreciated.

♥♥♥Have a terrific day.♥♥♥