Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Locked Out

A salute to an idiot!

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked.

She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'

'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.

'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'

PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself!!!
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18 comments:

  1. I saw that one coming. She's the blonde who works at Wally World, isn't she?

    Big hugs :]

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  2. yep, saw that one. Reminds me of my husband who wanted to buy a new television because he lost the remote to it! No, seriously.

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  3. Oh, you mean that key does more than start the car? Who knew!

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  4. Good one, Glad you said to lie down. That was a great idea. Have a great day.

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  5. No, she's the one who is gonna try to make change at McDonald's and sell you 6-9-12 nuggets!

    Have a great day. Big hugs, honey...

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  6. well dang i must be blonde because i didn't see it coming! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxo

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  7. Between this one and the previous one you posted about the ATM card, it just makes for a very scary world, doesn't it? And then they get elected ...

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  8. Good one!
    Have a great day!

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  9. And so it goes in America...home of the brave and bread basket of the fat, lazy asses of the world.

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  10. Sandee,I have an award parked on Golch Central for you!

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  11. Funny you should post this today. I walked out of the house yesterday and realized my keys were still sitting on the counter. This was of course after the door was tightly shut...lol

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  12. So that's how you so it! I was wondering....LOL!

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  13. See what happens when we get so dependent on technology? Bet there's a lot of people who can't operate their tv's without the remote!

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  14. Reminds me of the gal who locked herself out of her top down convertible.

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  15. It's nice to know I'm not the biggest dope on earth. Thanks Sandee, I feel almost smart now! Is my english good?

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  16. I'm a little concerned about my remote door unlocker, I have a Dodge Magnum which has one keyhole in the drivers door and that is all! No passenger door keyhole, no hatchback keyhole.

    Door locks freeze up very often where I live, my remote door unlocker battery is dead and winter is coming, OH OH . . .

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