Tuesday, September 14, 2010

GYNs Assistant

A young guy goes to the Job Center in Charleston, W. Va., and sees a flyer advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he wants to learn more. "Can you give me some more details?" he asks the clerk.

The clerk pulls up a file ad says, "The job entails getting ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off any hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $55 thousand, but you're going to have to go to Charlotte, North Carolina. That's about 250 miles from here."

"Oh, is that where the job is?" the young man asks.

"No, sir: that's where the end of the line is right now."

Stolen from: Hale McKay of It Occurred To Me

21 comments:

  1. What is he, like twelve? bwahahaha!

    Have a great day Sandee! Gracie sends smoochies! Big hugs :]

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  2. Hahahahahahaha... Hank would rather be a mammography assistant!

    =:-o

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  3. lol--but wouldn't it be awful if women did have to get shaved each time to see the gyno? UGH.

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  4. oh no! not that! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoox

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  5. ...still it's worth joining the line!
    have a great day!

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  6. I've booked a room in Atlanta just in case!

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  7. Love this one! Cheers! Sandee

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  8. I bet there is a line for that job just chock full of Men. LOL Good one Sandee.
    Have a great day.

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  9. That sounds like surgery prep not a Gyn prep. LOL!

    Thankfully I just had mine and got an A+

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  10. Hahahaha! Yes, let me fall in line! Great one!

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  11. hmm, never had an exam like that before. All those poor out of work men looking for a job :)

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  12. I'd have to take that as a part-time job. I don't think my heart could stand it for 40 hours a week.

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  13. LOL and still smiling [:)
    I've been shaved several times. By both men and women. Seems they can cover me with a towel and keep the privates private.
    ..

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  14. Whoooooo HAAAAAA ! that's a good one.

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  15. ... how do I get in with that gynecologist?

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  16. ... how do I get in with that gynecologist?

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  17. Do you need a degree or any sort of previous experience?

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  18. LMAO. I'm gonna re-tell this one.

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  19. LMFAO! love it
    Wonder if he will take a tent and a few sandwiches

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