Thursday, August 5, 2010

United We Stand

Friendship Between Women:

A woman didn't come home one night.

The next day she told her husband that she slept over at a friends house.

The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.

Friendship Between Men:

A man didn't come home one night.

The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house.

The woman called her husbands 10 best friends.

Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

Stolen from: Phil of Phils Phun

21 comments:

  1. Ha ha! i would probably have confirmed he had slept over.

    Oh! hang on, if it had been early in the morning woke me up and was half asleep i would have said he was still here lol :-)

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  2. What are best friends for? LOL

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  3. bwahahahahahaahahahaha.... That's a funny one!

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  4. What happens between friends STAYS between friends. LOL!

    Happy 206 Days to go! Big hugs :)

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  5. LOL--I need some MEN friends :) Have a great day!

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  6. Either way, you're in trouble.

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  7. but you just gotta' love 'em anyway!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoox

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  8. Oh dear, I fell off the chair again laughing. I liked that one.
    Have a great day.

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  9. Women are honest, men are liars? Nah...

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  10. "Home is where the heart is." :)

    Yesterday's Doggie Do's were good, really good.
    ..

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  11. I read this aloud to Dick. Hmm, he said 'all 10 said he spent the night there.' He almost got it right! We both got a good laught outta this one.

    Have a super day. Big hugs, honey...

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  12. Couldn't have anything to do with misery loves company...

    Jus' sayin'...

    PLU!

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  13. ROTFLMAO!!! Snerx.

    How true, how true.

    And if the friend was told that there was a body to bury, he would ask if he needed to bring a shovel.

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  14. Yeah, I definitely should have communicated better with the buds.

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  15. Got to hand it to the guy's, they will look out for each other

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  16. hahahaha!!! what a friendship :)

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  17. LOL sounds about right. Could be why whenever a guy says if you don't believe me just ask (insert name of friend) I know it's a waste of time.

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  18. Damn there goes our secret. Now it's time to come up with some new ones, lol. That was a good steal from Phil. Can't believe it thou. it came from a Mans blog, gonna have to talk to Phil ;-)

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  19. HAHAHAHAHAHA..you made me laugh again Sandee...hahaha

    Have a great laughing day..hahaha

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  20. Perhaps men need to have a designated liar so that the wife doesn't catch on quite as easily!

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