Wednesday, August 11, 2010

A Real Man

A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.

 He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.

No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine. It’s wine that does all that... Never mind.

Hat tip: Nancy G.
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22 comments:

  1. Heyyyyyyyyyy

    LOL.....I've seen this one before.

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  2. bwahahahaha! I love this on SO many levels! I'm totally stealing it for my sidebar. Yes, I am!

    How marvelous that you can enjoy the best of both of those scenarios! And simultaneously! Have a fabulous day, Sandee! big hugs :)

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  3. ROFL, I've got my glass ready to fill. I'm cracking up here, this is too funny

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  4. I think beer is supposed to have that affect on men.

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  5. Bwahahahahahahahaha... I totally thought of Barb with this one...

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  6. Ha ha! i never saw that coming :-)

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  7. I was going to say, "Sounds like somebody is gassed." Hell, a damned bottle is cheaper anyway.

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  8. Hahahaha...I was sitting here thinking "what is this doing on Comedy Plus? There's got to be a catch...."

    Cheap Geeks Anonymous

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  9. LOL--I'm going to go marry my bottle of Chardonnay now!

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  10. i also thought of barb!!! too funny honey!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxo

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  11. My first giggle of that day!

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  12. Now why did Barb come to my thoughts when I read this???:) Good one!

    Big hugs, honey...

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  13. Thanks one more time for a great laugh. Pour me a glass too please. Have a fantastic day all of you.

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  14. Ah wine. The stuff made by gods.

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  15. That was the best chuckle I've had in a while!

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  16. I'm with the others, I SO knew that Barb was going to love this one!

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  17. hahaha....
    have a great day!

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  18. You got me on that one. Yessiree, I thought OMG you must have just finished a Romance Novel or something:>)

    It's all about that old song--"When a man wines and dines a women".

    PLU!

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  19. Yeah, I was pretty much waiting for the punchline on that one :) This was hysterical!

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  20. Heh. In my case, it's vodka. :)

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