Thursday, August 12, 2010

Only in California!

A guy was driving toward Los Angeles from San Diego when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"

"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"

The driver thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers license."

The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smart-ass when he's drunk and stoned."

The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

(This is not news in
SouthernCalifornia!)

Stolen from: Phil of Phils Phun

25 comments:

  1. Now why do I find this easy to believe? LOL

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  2. bwahahahaha!

    Hey, Mr. Officer, sir. Pick me, pick me! I've never even had a parking ticket. I could put that $$ to very good use!

    Well, it's happened, Sandee! It's dropped below 200! 199 days to BC4! Woohoo! Big hugs :)

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  3. I want a safe driver award. I promise I don't even have anyone in the trunk :)

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  4. Open mouth, change feet - Yoga for idiots...

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  5. They must have been headed for the Arizona border.

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  6. works for Willy.

    10-4 Willy

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  7. so this was a true story???? hahahahahaaha!

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  8. yep, that happened yesterday.

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  9. LOL--must not antagonize the police officer :)

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  10. Hey... that is a great joke!
    have a great day!

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  11. Too funny and the comments are even funnier. Good to have a laugh this morning. Have a great day.

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  12. oh my goodness! what a bunch of idiots! you can't beat real life for comedy!

    smiles, bee
    oxoxoxoxoxox

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  13. read this one b4 on the criminal idiots site, but funny non the less

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  14. sounds about right,you might even sub the state of AZ.

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  15. Funny. Cops used that give a way crap here once and the city axed the program. Police could pull over cautious drivers using the award as bait but they would check your license to see if you "qualify". What a farce. Didn't last long either.

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  16. A $2000 award for safe driving? And all this time I thought California was hurting financially...oh wait!

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  17. Heeere's your sign! It's probably happened before.

    Have a terrific day. Big hugs, honey...

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  18. Awooooh! This is good Sandee.
    For us it is a new twist on an old joke.
    ..
    Jim had me sing Happy Birthday Late for Sugar. Thanks for the heads up.
    ..

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  19. LMAO - too funny. So close to the truth! ;)

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  20. So much bad luck! Must've happened on Friday the 13th :-)

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  21. Woof! Woof! It's funny in a way ... I guess. In our household we observe to be safe n good drivers.
    Golden Thanks again for pawticipating on my Barkday. I had a wonderful FUN time. Your friend Adi sang to me. LOL! to them ... I have to visit them. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

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  22. LOL!

    Have a great evening!
    Big hugs!
    Lydia

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  23. Hahahahaha! Nice comedy! Made me chuckle. :D

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  24. I could see that on one of those shows with the B List Celebs commenting on the homevideos and cop videos.

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  25. I'm surprised they spoke English, how come?
    Google-translation? LOL.

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