Monday, August 16, 2010

LOFT

Three guys are golfing with the club pro. First guy tees off and hits a dribbler about 60 yards. He turns to the pro and says, "What did I do wrong?"

The pro says, "Loft."

The next guy tees off and hits a duck hook into the woods. He asks the pro "What did I do wrong?"

The pro says, "Loft."

The third guy tees off and hits a slice into a pond. He asks the pro, "What did I do wrong?"

The pro says, "Loft."

As they're walking to their balls, the first guy finally speaks up. He says to the pro, "The three of us hit completely different tee shots and when we asked you what we did wrong you gave the same exact answer each time, what is 'loft?'

"The pro says, "Lack Of F#%king Talent."

Stolen from: Phil of Phils Phun
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25 comments:

  1. Now that's a great Monday morning chuckle! Especially having formerly spent some time out on a golf course back in my younger days!

    Have a fantastic day, Sandee!

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  2. Oh, I am so going to use this one in the office today! I have a few folks who it would apply to!

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  3. LOL--I'll add that to my list of terms, right next to BOHICA!

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  4. Now there is a useful acronym...

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  5. Ha! That reminds me of what Al and I commonly referred to as "DAO" in our business... Al would often come back to the office after a service call and I'd ask what was wrong. DAO... Dumb A$$ Operator.

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  6. Have a fabulous Monday, Sandee! big hugs :)

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  7. Bwahahahahahaha! LOFT... I'll have to remember that. Have a great week!

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  8. i'm forwarding this to paul, my golfing friend. thanks!

    and have a wonderful day!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxo

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  9. Gotta tell my dad this one... he'll love it!

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  10. That is pretty funny. That is something to remember since it is a great answer. I like that one. Hope you have a super week. Hugs to Little bit. I used to have a cat with that name.

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  11. LOL, I hope I can remember this one. I know a few golfers.

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  12. Hi Sandee! I love this one. See it reposted in my blog! Cheers!

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  13. lol... who knew?

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  14. Brilliant,
    once again

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  15. That's my boy!!!

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  16. I think I would be guilty of 'loft' if I tried golf :))

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  17. Yep that's me alright.

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  18. When it comes to golf, I have more LOFT than anyone I know.

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  19. Ha! I could have been one of those golfers!
    :D

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  20. LOFT affects a lot of us golfers!
    ..

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  21. We could use that for Daryl L and Jerry K.
    zily

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  22. I heard about 'loft' a long time ago---thanks for reminding me:>)

    'loft doesn't just apply to golf...


    PLU!

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  23. I must be the biggest lofter of them all. Thanks for keeping me chuckling. Have a great day!

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  24. I have LOFTy ideals!
    have a great day!

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