Friday, July 2, 2010

The Schnauzer

My neighbor found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."

The lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist says, "Well stay off your bicycle for about a week."

Hat tip: Gracie of Amazing Gracie
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  1. ::snort::

    I remember Nair. I tried it exactly once when I was a teenager. Aaaaahhh!!! I'd rather have hairy legs, thankyouverymuch!

  2. LOL--I remember Nair too. The smell of it is unmistakable--yuck. Have a great Friday!

  3. I have some in my cabinet now, waiting for the courage to try it. hahaha.

    Might skip it now!

    That was a good one.

    Have a great holiday weekend, we'll be back Wednesday!

  4. oh my gosh.

    ha ha ha ha ha

    smiles, bee

  5. Saw that coming. Good one. Hope you have a wonderful long week end. Happy Fourth of July.

  6. Tee hee tee hee....thanks for the laughs. I use nair and the smell is aweful.

    Have a grand weekend. Big hugs back to you.

  7. Poor dog! Nair is just awful!

    Have a great weekend and a super 4th!!

    Big Hugs!

  8. I will be watching who rides bicycles, then I will know.

  9. That's a first for me - never heard that euphemism before...Have a great 4th of July weekend!

  10. hahahahhha.....
    havea great extended weekend!

  11. Ha. Cute. I must say though, all joking aside, Schnauzers are the dumbest dogs on the planet. I used to raise them, and trust me, they are cute and sweet, but you don't buy them for their ability to learn. Dumb, dumb, dumb.

  12. We know a couple of these dogs who need something.


  13. your really come up with some goodies.

  14. Hi Sandee
    I really like this one, so I reprinted it in my blog

  15. Oh I didn't see that one coming. Too funny. Have a great holiday weekend.

  16. How funny!

    Big hugs...y'all have a great w/e, honey...

  17. Ah, so that's what it's being called these days!

    Have a fantastic Fourth of July weekend!

  18. Haha, I'll be staying away from that stuff.

  19. Them pharmaceutists, they know all the kewl slang ;)

  20. ::blush:: Now this was funny!

  21. Hi Sandee!
    That really made me laugh.
    Enjoy the cruise and Happy 4rth of July!


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