Wednesday, July 28, 2010

The Priests

Two priests go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.

As the blonde passed them she smiled and said, 'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,' nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by.

They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.

Again she nodded at each of them, said 'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,' and started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a minute, young lady.'

'Yes, Father?'

'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?'

She replied, 'Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen.'

Hat tip: Donna M.

25 comments:

  1. Sometimes work sticks to you like poo on your shoe.

    Oh... and I want to see that little lagoon in person! Just saying.

    Big hugs :)

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  2. Hey, everyone deserves a vacation, no matter what your job!

    That was a funny one though, I had no idea where it was headed.

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  3. LOL--now that is a vacation! Funny they chose the same vacation spot.

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  4. Birds of a feather, fly together.

    At least they didn't belly up to the Margarita Pool Bar! Or did they?

    Another one with a OMG ending,
    thanks for the morning smile:>)

    PLU!

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  5. Great ending. I never guessed. That really is funny but I can imagine it happening.
    Have a fantastic day.

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  6. Ha! Very nice. Thanks for the morning laugh!

    Cheap Geeks Anonymous

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  7. LOL!
    Have a great day.

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  8. The secrets of the religious life!

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  9. oh, ok sister you got nice hooters.

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  10. Sister Kathleen is not only smarter but also more outrageous..
    good joke!
    have a nice day!

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  11. Sandee,This is SO GETTING SWIPPED!thank you for the great belly laugh.

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  12. I guess you can't judge a book by it's outfit, huh? lol

    Big hugs,
    Lydia

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  13. hmmm, could lead to a whole new video series. "Nuns gone wild, on spring break"...lol

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  14. hahahahaha.... nuns gone wild... that's a good one!

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  15. you think anyone will recognize us Darlin.
    z

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  16. you gotta' love a nun!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxo

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  17. oh, and i think that photo is meghan's bay in st. thomas!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxo

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  18. Busted...so to speak.

    Big hugs, honey...

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  19. Brilliant LOLOL

    i am gonna think of that everytime i see a drop dead gorgeous blonde now. :-)

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  20. That is funny!
    I could imagine!
    Okay, women are wiser? :)

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  21. Oh shoot, I didn't see that coming! Going to tell Hubby that joke Right. Now.

    Love ya Sandee!

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  22. I love this joke, lol, heard it before, and laugh every time. Anna :)

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  23. Those glasses must have hurt their vision or they were not looking at the whole picture. Hahaha ha! :)
    ..

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  24. wahahahahahaha....that was a terrific vacation to all of them...

    Enjoy your weekend Sandee.

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