Winners you can pick up your badges at the bottom of this post.
So here are the winners:
First place goes to Empress Bee (of the High Sea) of Muffin53 with:
I may be blonde but I'm dumb too.
Second place goes to Joanne of Another Day in Paradise with:
While the prospect of her duct tape bikini seemed hilarious at home, early in the evening Amy realized that having a few drinks was going to make using the rest room a very painful reality!
Honorable mention goes to Megaman of The De-Evolution of Man with:
"The makers of the Tin Foil Hat have added a new product to their catalog. The model is demonstrating the new personal privacy suit. This is a must for women due to the explosion of perverted little green men spying on your private domains. The Tin Foil Hat is Obsolete after the aliens found counter-measures to the system and determined your private domain was all men thought about anyway. Get yours for Only $199.99."