Tuesday, June 15, 2010

The Sex Shop

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk, "Dooo Youuuu have dilllldosss?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies, "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."

The old woman then asks: "Doooo youuuu carrryy AAA pppinkk onnees, Tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk... aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?"

The clerk responds, "Yes we do.

"Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offfff?"

Hat tip: Jeni of Down River Drivel
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28 comments:

  1. Hope she isn't using the EverReady Batteries! bwahahahahaha!

    Big hugs xo

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  2. LMFAO!!!!!!!!
    That is the greatest, most disturbing thing I have ever heard!

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  3. LOL--wow, what a head picture I have of this!

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  4. That is hysterical. Glad she got some help. Too funny.
    Have a great day.

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  5. She can buy some from the freaks that are spamming my blog!

    Have a great day!
    Big Hugs!

    Lydia

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  6. Bwahahahahahha... yup, I spit my coffee out on that one.

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  7. :O OMG... you can pick me up off the floor now. Thanks for the morning giggle. Have a grand day!!

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  8. Never saw that punch line coming. ::giggle, giggle::

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  9. the everready bunny keeps going and going.........

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  10. oh my word! that is so funny honey! just the thought!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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  11. ttttooooo ggggoooooooddddd! have a great day!

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  12. That's too funny!

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  13. Hahahaha!!! Funny and sick at the same tttiiiiiimmmeeee!!!

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  14. Hehehehehehehe...that was so funny! and sorta gross at the same time. It falls under the catogory of Too Much Information for my mind!

    Thanks for the chuckle.
    Big Hugs back to you.

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  15. I don't know what you all are laughing at.. old ladies need a tickle sometimes too! LOL!!! J/K

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  16. So that's why old ladies have shaky voices. I always wondered about that, now I know....lol

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  17. Sandee--

    Lordy Lordy, that got the orange juice I was drinkin' squirtin' out my nose.

    ditttoditttooodittttooooo, to everyone above me. You folks keep my ass laughing, even when I'm commenting:>)

    PLU!

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  18. So that's what all the buzz is about.

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  19. Now, every time I see a little old lady wobbling along I shall think of this ha ha!

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  20. And we thought it was just parkinsons...hmmmmm

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  21. hahaha!!!! nasty old lady...

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  23. bwahahahahahaha....you gave me good laughed Sandee....hahahaha

    if i will see an old woman wobbling on the street, i will remember you Sandee..hehehe

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  24. "... Aaaanndd sparrrreee batterriiess plsss" :D

    http://vanillaseven.com/

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  25. It's always good to know how and when to push the right button ;-)

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    Sooooooo funny! Huhahahah, ...
    ..

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