Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Indian Style

An Indian picks up a hooker. 'How much do you charge for da hour, sister?' he asks.

'$100,' she replies.

He says, 'Do you do Indian style?'

'No' she says.

'I pay you $200 to do it Indian style.'

'No', she says, not knowing what Indian style is.

'I pay you $300.'

'No', she says.

'I pay you $400.'

'No', she says.

So finally he says, 'OK, I pay you $1,000 to do it Indian style.'

She thinks, 'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could Indian Style be?'

So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way and in every possible position.

Finally, after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, 'Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So what exactly is Indian style?'

The Indian replies, 'You send bill to Government.'
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21 comments:

  1. blame it on the government :)

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  2. And the government will probably pay. Just sayin'.

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  3. Hehehe. Good thing for white eyes who speak with forked tongue that Indians trusted the government to take care of them.

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  4. hahahahaa!

    She should've asked for the fine print first! And that is how lawyers figured out how to earn lots of money off of other people's business.

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  5. Got me on that one! Thanks for the laugh.

    Have a super day. Big hugs...

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  6. Didn't the government stop paying as soon as they stole their land?


    Hope you had a great Memorial day.
    Hugs back to you.

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  7. LOL, that is all I can say is laughing out loud. Good one. Keep up the good work Sandee.
    Have a really fine day and hugs to you too.

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  8. hahaha....
    have a great day!

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  9. I didnt expect that, very funny

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  10. LOL!!

    Have a great day!

    Big hugs!

    Lydia

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  11. It's not like the government hasn't paid those kind of bills before...

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  12. The government is quite adept at a good screwing so this is rather appropriate!

    Hope you had a great day!

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  13. LOL not only did she get it indian style but then she's going to get it government style to boot.

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  14. well THAT was a good one!

    sarge is home!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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  15. I think Clinton set up a fund for just that.

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  16. (( spits drink on monitor ))


    HA HA HAAAA !!!!!!

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  17. Oh shoot Sandee. That wasn't what I was expecting! LOL!

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  18. nice,
    Happy Friday!

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