Sunday, June 27, 2010

The Funeral

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.

At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then dies.

Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out, "Watch that wall!"

Stolen from: Hale McKay of It Occurred To Me

Current Whereabouts: Boat!

23 comments:

  1. He was so done with her. hahahaha!

    Happy Boating. And Cruising! Woohoo! Big hugs xo

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  2. I think I'll have it stated in my will that before I'm put in the ground someone needs to give the casket a few good bumps. If I can squeak out another ten years why not.
    Have a great day

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  3. Are you going to tell me that the husband didn't sue the funeral director the first time???

    Hope you're having a great weekend!

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  4. Bwahahahaha!

    It was just as funny when I read it at Hale's site. snicker.

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  5. that's funny, looking forward to the bloggers cruise, it is going to be fun.

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  6. Maxine, you are looking good and just as funny as ever. Good one Sandee. Have fun on that boat and a good Sunday.

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  7. HAHA! Very funny. I will share with my friends.. hahaha!

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  8. good one! have fun on the boat. can't wait to meet you and zane! how exciting.

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxooxoxox

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  9. Ohhh I love this. It actually made me laugh out loud. I can sooooo relate.

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  10. LOL! I thought you were going to say that they were looking for a wall to hit! Funny.

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  11. Ha hah! Poor man - 10 long years!

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  12. Hahahaha bet he thought he was having a nightmare the first time!

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  13. Hahahaha bet he was having a nightmare ever since the first time!
    ..

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  14. hahahahahahahaha... that's funny... "watch that wall!"

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  15. oooooooo sandee, mean, meaaaannnn. (wink*wink)

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  16. Hahahahaha!
    It is really funny!
    Have a great day, Sandee!

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  17. He he, that's was too funny!

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  18. Hahahahahaha....that's funny..haha

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  19. Another good one. So glad you and Z are going on the cruise!!! That puts a HUGE smile on my face.

    Big hugs, honey...

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