A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the front door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance" says the husband, "it's 3 o'clock in the morning. "He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asks the wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push" replies the husband.
“Did you help him?" she asks.
"No I did not, it's 3 o'clock in the morning and it's pouring rain outside!" he replied.
His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? You should be ashamed of your self!"
The man reluctantly gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain.
He call out into the dark "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes!" came back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
“Over here on the Swing!" replies the drunk!!!!
Hat tip: Frank of Foxxfyrre's Honk'n'Holl'r