Sunday, May 23, 2010

Tall and Handsome?

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old? Well, if you have then you'll love this one.

My name is Alice and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall which bore his full name.

 Suddenly I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name that had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on way back when?

Upon seeing him though I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.

"Yes, yes I did. I'm a Mustang,' he gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

"In 1975. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!," I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

Then that ugly, old, balding, wrinkled faced, fat-assed, gray haired, decrepit, son-of-a-gun asked...

"What did you teach?"

Hat tip: Babs of Beetle's Memories 'n' Ramblings

Current whereabouts: Boat!


  1. Now doesn't it just happen like that.

  2. Nobody wants to admit who is older than the other! Would you? Hahahahaha! ^_^

  3. Guys just never seem to learn... Loved the chuckle.

    Big hugs, honey...

  4. bwahahahaha! Sometimes men's mouths are much faster than their brains!

    Big hugs xo

  5. Great stuff. LOL. I know I am younger than everyone else. I will never be old.
    Have a great day.

  6. Bwahahahaha....thanks for the laugh Sandee..

    Happy weekend.

  7. "Momma said there would be days like this,Momma said"from a song that the title escapes my old brain.

  8. oh buggers to that old fool!!! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee

  9. Geeze, I hope that never happens to me. That was too funny. I needed a good chuckle.

    Enjoy the day!

  10. Ouch - I am so guilty pf that...

  11. hey.. it is a good one! have a great day!

  12. LOL too funny. Actually my dentist went to the same school I did but he graduated a year before me. He doesn't look so bad for an old

  13. Obviously the old codger had to be half blind, too!

    Hope you had a great weekend on the boat, Sandee!

  14. I think most of us are guilty of comparing our looks with others we went to school with. Who looks better? Me, of course.

  15. LOL... What goes around comes around :)

  16. Hmmmm maybe it is true, men never do seem to learn ;-) Bih Hug

  17. Another great chuckle I enjoyed with Gail!
    Sandee, I might not always say it, but you brighten my days!

  18. Great customer service!

  19. Didnt see it coming! lol

    Thanks for the well wishes on a terrific day! You too!

  20. bwahahaha! yeeehaaa!!! that really made me laugh as i didn't see that reply coming. =))

  21. He'd better run away before she finds that drill!


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