Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Never Question a Drunk

A woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon

As she was unloading the items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was apparently intrigued by the drunk’s intuition. She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, 'Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'

Hat tip: ♥♥Hubby♥♥
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  1. and thats why we should not try to converse with a drunk :P

  2. I thought he was going to say because she wasn't wearing a wedding ring-this is much better!

  3. bwahahahaha! Oh, I mean How Rude!

    Have a terrific day, Sandee! Big hus xo

  4. Some conversations are best left unfinished.

  5. Oh, that is sad. But a great reason not to answer a drunk. And another reason why I like all my animals much better than people.
    Have a great day.

  6. Hahaha!! Unfortunately, that rule does not always apply, but it works.

  7. i hate to admit it but i thought that was SO funny!!!

    smiles, bee

  8. I am sitting here totally LOL'ing....brilliant.

  9. I just took a sip of my coke before reading the punch line and it almost ended up on my monitor. That is just too funny

  10. one good thing about drunkards- they are brutally frank!
    have a great day!

  11. Oh no! A little too much honesty I think.

  12. If someone said that to me, count on him getting drifted!

  13. That's a great one, Sandee! People who aren't even drunk tell me that. :)

    I haven't been blogging for a bit and am slowing down now. So I missed the ending of your fine "Opening Day on the Bay" posts. It looked like a fun event. Congratulations on your award.
    Your together picture is perfect!

  14. Honesty thy name is alcohol!

    Thanks for the smile and the laugh today, Sandee!

    Happy Cinco de Mayo to you and Zane - go have some good Mexican food for me!

  15. Anna Aron5/05/2010

    cool! you made my day.

  16. Hahahahaha. That one had me laughing hard. I was trying to figure it out by the items as well.
    Happy Cinco de Mayo, Sandee!

  17. got me on that one. I didn't figure it out. Poor thang.

    Enjoy the rest of your day. Big hugs...

  18. Ha ha ha ha ha! That made me chuckle!

  19. Hi Sandee, another good joke! Cheers!

  20. Oh My GOSH, that caught me off-guard too. I bet she was REALLY ugly! Lighten up people, it's only a joke and probably wasn't your sister anyway.


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