A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl!!!"
The woman said nothing and left.
Two weeks later he picked her up at the airport and asked: "So, honey, how was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you."
"And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?" she asked.
"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"
"Oh, that" she said, "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for few months to see if it is a girl!!!"
Moral of the story: Don't challenge a woman, they are dangerously intelligent!
Hat tip: Babs of Beetle's Memories 'n' Ramblings