Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Don't Touch Me!

An older couple is lying in bed one morning. They had just awakened from a good night's sleep.

He takes her hand and she responds, 'Don't touch me.'

'Why not?' he asked.

She answered, 'Because I'm dead.'

The husband asked...'What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another!'

She said, 'No, I'm definitely dead.'

He insisted, 'You are not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?'

'Because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts.'

Hap tip: My sister ♥Debbie♥
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27 comments:

  1. Forgive me for I laughed at these old people. I can't help myself. :)

    Have a nice day
    Bluecrystaldude

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  3. its where everyone is headed :)

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  4. The joys of senior citizenship! I know those feelings.

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  5. Well, I'm not dead yet 'cause most everything hurts! bwahahahaha!

    Have a terrifc day, Sandee! Gracie sends smoochies! Big hugs xo

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  6. Oh I can relate LOL

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  7. Well, I'm not dead yet. I wake up three or four times every night and everything hurts.

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  8. I wonder what she did with the rest of her painless day?! :P

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  9. Heck, I wish it was only pain...every morning, I sound like Rice Krispies when I get up...LOL

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  10. Rice krispies... bwahahahahaha... me too! My knees... LOL! Sandee, that was a funny one. Keep it coming...

    Hugs!
    :-D)

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  11. What a great lead in for my post today. Boring "old" people!

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  12. hmmm, i wonder what that feels like, the nothing hurting part??? ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xxoxoxoxoxoxo

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  13. So, sad that I can already relate! LOL

    Big Hugs!

    Lydia

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  14. Oh boy does that hit home lol. It does take a little longer to get out of bed, that's for sure, but as long as we get out of bed, then it's a good day :-). Big Hugs xo

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  15. I wouldn't know what to do if nothing hurt in the morning. I wouldn't have a clue on how to behave. That really is funny though. Dream on.
    Have a great day Sandee.

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  16. So I should be thankful I hurt then?

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  17. Your blog is going to POT! That's not a joke! We come here for jokes, not to look in a mirror.

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  18. I thought it was cute.

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  19. Too true! Thanks for the smiles.

    Big hugs, honey...

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  20. Thnks for this post sandee..........lol

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  21. LOL that sounds like me.

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  22. Hmmm, so I guess I have to check tomorrow morning then - if I'm dead or not I mean :lol:

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  23. Yep sounds a dream to me.

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  24. Must be on really good drugs :)
    Have a good evening, Sandee!!!

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  25. What made ME laugh was picturing her insisting over and over again: I'm dead. I'm sure of it. Yup I'm dead. LOLOLOL he heeee heeeeeee

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  26. If I woke up with no pains, I would surely think I was dead, also!

    I'm late in catching up. Still making the rounds. :(

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