Sunday, May 16, 2010

The Crocs...

Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big Croc, "what have you been eating?"

"Politicians, same as you," replied the small Croc.

"Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?"

"Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?"

"Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase.

Hat tip: Jeni Down River Drivel

Current Whereabout: Returning to Willow Berm then home.
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17 comments:

  1. Now they are crocs I like.

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  2. Sometimes not even a briefcase.

    Happy Sailing, Sandee! Big hugs xo

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  3. that was awesome sandee.......
    keep posting....

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  4. LOL gotta love the crocs

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  5. Usually there's a pair of alligator loafers left behind. Just sayin'.

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  6. well THAT'S the truth!!! too funny...

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoox

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  7. Alligator loafers hahaha great reply. That was one harsh joke...ouch, its got bite!

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  8. Good one. Keep shaking up those guys even though, you haven't got much left when you get through. Probably wasn't much there when you started.
    Hope you are having a great week end Sandee.

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  9. Like Barb said, sometimes there's not even a briefcase!

    Hope you're having a good weekend at the yacht club!

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  10. Oh my gosh, that was too, too funny!

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  11. Cute, and messy!! lol

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  12. I got a good chuckle out of the crocs, Big Hug

    Chuckle a word not used often anymore

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  13. ok yet another great one!

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  14. Hahaha! Crocs eating their same kind? LOL

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  15. Great picture. Cute joke...

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  16. Too funny!!! Love it!

    Big hugs...

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  17. yup, and what Barb said....LOL

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