Thursday, May 13, 2010

Bottle of Wine

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.

The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'

The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. She hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police.'

Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them.

Hat tip: Babs of Beetle's Memories 'n' Ramblings
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  1. we have been warned...

    LOL... :)

  2. hahahaha...poor man

  3. LOL...learn when to vent ;)

  4. It's an insurance scam. There's always something sinister about a woman that clever.

  5. LOL that is perfect. Watch out for us women.
    Have a fine day Sandee.

  6. i never saw that coming! thanks for the laugh!

    smiles, bee

  7. Men never learn. Good one!

    Enjoy your day. Big hugs...

  8. ah come on, that was truly mean. Sneaky, but mean.

  9. Serves him right for going on about woman drivers like that.

  10. Have to remember this one the next accident I'm in.... awesome!

  11. Serves him right ha ha!

  12. LOL I love it :)

  13. I have something for you over on my blog.

    Big Hugs!


  14. Pretty sharp woman to do that after the conversation with him. Bet he didn't know what hit him.

  15. bwahahahaha! Men are so easy. Sometimes I kinda wish they were more of a challenge.

    Big hugs xo

  16. I knew there was a reason that I quit drinking years ago.

  17. Amen, sister - amen!

  18. Oh yes, we ladies can be QUITE sly when we want to be :)

    Have a wonderful weekend Sandee!

  19. *evil, maniacal grin*



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