Friday, May 7, 2010

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now men... men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to enjoy with dinner.

Hat tip: Babs of Beetle's Memories 'n' Ramblings

Current Whereabouts: Boat

17 comments:

  1. funny yet true :)

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  2. You got that right! Bwhahahahahaha!

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  3. yes, that's RIGHT!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxxo

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  4. ...some serious stuff from comedy plus! have a great weekend!

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  5. Ain't that the truth, sugah!

    Have a great w/e, Sandee. Big hugs...

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  6. ...then the tastiest apples at the top of the tree sit for so long they rot. So you take a guy who has been stomped into a fine wine, add the spoiled apples and voila! Boone's Farm baby...!!!

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  7. Nice one! :D
    Don's comment is so funny. Hahahaha!

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  8. Another outright laugh this morning - Thanx!

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  9. That is so well said. Stomp those grapes, get them squished into something good. Have a great week end Sandee. Good sailing.

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  10. So that's where I went wrong...I didn't stop my husband's grapes!

    Happy Mother's Day and have a great weekend.

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  11. you know it's funny but it is so true!!!

    happy Mother's day to you and have a nice weekend :)

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  12. Too funny.

    I'm a top of the tree fruit, by the way.

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  13. Amen to this! LOL

    Have a wonderful Mother's Day and weekend!

    Big hugs!

    Lydia

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  14. Sounds like a bit we've been working on that included a list of the alternate names for the spot of tissue between a persons front and back organs.
    My favorite is still: path to the tree of knowledge (m) and path to the burning bush (f)
    Cheers

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  15. I won't argue with this one bit. Makes perfect sense to me :)

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  16. Enjoy me - any time! ;-)

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  17. i beg to disagree! wait, i don't have a smart statement to back that up, let me take that back. lol.

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