Saturday, April 10, 2010

Rare Condition

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading.

A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, and then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?"

"I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I have never heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"

The woman nodded, "Pepper."

Hat tip: Sarge Charlie of Sarge Charlie

Current whereabouts: Boat! It's Safety Day today and I'm in charge of the party.
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22 comments:

  1. She should bottle some of this pollen we have coating every available surface. Dust would probably work, too. :0)

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  2. now that's a woman who knows how to use home remedies to her advantage.

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  3. Hubby loved this one!

    Have a safe, fun w/e...

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  4. "Flight Attendant! Do you have any of those packets of pepper available?"

    A gentleman should always take care of a lady.

    Poor dear.

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  5. pepper? ha ha ha

    have fun at the boat party honey!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoox

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  6. Too funny. Hope the boat party is going well. Have a good one.

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  7. LOL! Good one.

    Have a great weekend. Hugs back to you.

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  8. As a guy, I can say that I'm so glad it's not that simple. Hell, I'd be out of business!

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  9. :) haha!! and I just watched "the ugly Truth" :)

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  10. Choking with laughter - totally LOVE it!

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  11. Now that's a disease you don't want to cure.

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  12. I believe that's one of those homeopathic remedies, isn't it?

    Hope you had a lovely time on the boat! I've got no doubt that you did!

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  13. So instead of flowers, I give her pepper? ;)

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  14. Ooooooh Myyyyy!
    Please pass the pepper!

    Fluffy

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  15. Woof! Woof! Funny ... Pepper??? Interesting. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

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  16. LOL! Another great one!

    I've given you an award over at my blog. Don't worry about doing the whole award thing. You've already got this one. I think you've got every award ever invented! It's mostly a shout out for your blog.

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  17. Pepper as a sex aid. Love it!

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  18. :-) Headed to the kitchen now to give it a try!

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  19. I'm hoping this disease is contagious!
    LOL

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