Thursday, April 22, 2010

Female Style

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.

The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave, and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!'

Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.

The old man liked the fact that he was feared.

To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98. His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.

Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave, and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?'

The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him buried upside down.'

Damn! Women think of everything!!!

Hat tip: Babs of Beetle's Memories 'n' Ramblings
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22 comments:

  1. Yep that's what I would have done...lol

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  2. Make be laugh,as allways

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  3. She's still on her toes, that one! bwahahahaha!

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  4. I always knew women were smarter. Just how it is. Have a great day, Sandee! It's almost Friday. Yay!! I love my weekends with Megan. This one should be super busy though. Picture taking, CF benefit and hopefully grocery shopping. lol. That's my to do list!

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  5. hahaha this is hilarious!

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  6. ROFL, now that is funny but what a great idea. Hopefully he doesn't figure out how to turn over.
    Have a great Earth day.
    Take care Sandee

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  7. hahaha...he would dick his way out whatever be position of burial! have a great day!

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  8. nice humor!
    Happy Thursday!

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  9. You got my first smile of the day! Thanx

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  10. Funny! Maybe they will both meet in hell then.

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  11. Haha, women do think of everything!

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  12. Good one kiddo,Big Time Hug,and you know it's gonna get swiped!

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  13. Bwahahahahaha... you got that right... she fixed him!

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  14. that's what he deserved! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxo

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  15. He made it all the way to 98???

    Have a great day, Sandee. Big hugs...

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  16. That's the way Bob Knight the basketball coach said he wanted to be buried so everyone could kiss his ass.
    Very funny post. Just saying.

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  17. Hope my wife don't read this!!!!

    Wish you a terrific day and a great end to you're week Sandee :-)

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  18. Haaaa good one, but he could be a quick digger and end up in China, which is why things are so cheap there. I mean how much do you pay a dead guy an hour? What I'd like to know if the husband was 98 at death how old is his wife?

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  19. You received it!!! Does that mean I can send more now?

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  20. Hahahaha. He'll probably end up in Australia :)
    Have a great weekend, Sandee!

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  21. Brilliant! Great find Babs.

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  22. We women are SO smart, LOL! Thanks for the giggle!

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