Wednesday, April 28, 2010


Tiffany was planning her wedding and everyone in her wedding party was calling her Bridezilla. She decided she would seek revenge by buying them each a gift they would never forget. Each of her bridesmaids would receive a locket. The beauty of the pendant would catch their eye, it's secret power would catch their minds. Except for Brittany, an obviously brainless bimbo. But AHHHH she had other plans for HER! Brittany would get a special "hair treatment" at the salon. Color purple would look really good on her.

Tiffany had to laugh just imagining Brits' face after her new hair do was revealed, which would be all twisted up in knots if possible, no smiles on that creep's face, plus they would have a chocolate wedding cake with peanut butter frosting. that would really get them!!! But it wasn't really chocolate cake it was Ex-lax cake.

Tiffany was going to take special care of the ones who had slighted her. Devious one that she is was zeroing in on the groomsman who said, I'm glad my diabetes doesn't let me eat cake, but I can always have some punch. He didn't know that Rex was searching for a toilet for so long, and the punch bowl was the perfect place to do it. The punch was dark enough so no one will notice that I have a low cholesterol level so I could eat anything served during the reception. Sorry, Warren you are diabetic.

After being reminded that he was a diabetic, Warren decided that the deviled eggs would be safe for him to snack on. But he wasn't aware that Brittany had decided to create her own wedding day prank by crushing up the groom's Viagra pills and putting them in the deviled eggs. And if THAT wasn't enough, a giant tornado chose THAT MOMENT to cut a swath of disassemblage through the site of the wedding, shredding Tiffany's dress and revealing her red flannel undies to her groom's obvious horror; turning Brittany's purple 'doo into a giant swirly, which became an instant hit with the editors of Purple Goth Magazine; and the punch sprayed a nearby computer store, causing all their keyboards TO TYPE IN UNCONTROLLABLE CAPS.

Suddenly, the Ex-lax kicked in, giving new meaning to chocolate and fireworks! The explosions could be heard for miles around. Rex was no more and this thrilled Tiffany to no end. She had always hated him. She was however furious that Brittany was an instant celebrity.

The joke was really on Tiffany. What she hadn't known is that Brittany and her fiance had been lovers for a very long time. The only reason her fiance was going to marry her was for all her money, but that changed when he learned of how devious she really was. Besides who would marry someone that wore red flannel undies?

Brittany ran off with Tiffany's former fiance and Warren...well his erection lasted longer than four hours and he's in the emergency room receiving treatment. As for Tiffany, she is drowning herself in a bottle. The computer stores inventory was a complete loss and they are suing Tiffany for 3 million dollars. That's what you get when you're a Bridezilla.

Contributing authors (In order of appearance):

Ann of Ann's Snap Edit & Scrap
Joanne of Another Day in Paradise
Ivanhoe of From Ohio with Love
Marg of Margs Pets
Empress Bee (of the High Sea) of muffin53

Lois Grebowski of Lowdown from Lois
Buggys of Cute As A Buggy
Warren Contreras of 10 Times More Blog Traffic For Free
Mr. Rex of Dog's revelation
David B Katague of Marinduque Awaits You

Martha Cheves of Stir, Laugh, Repeat
Skunkfeathers of Skunkfeathers
Barb of WillThink4Wine

A great big THANK YOU to everyone that contributed to Bridezilla (Story Game). You are all awesome!


  1. the funny thing is i started reading this and when i got to my part THEN i remembered we wrote it! i thought it was real at first! i know. i am an idiot... ha ha ha

    smiles, bee

  2. your composition is superb!
    have a nice day!

  3. This was my first visit. You know I have to read more.

  4. I just love these stories. They are full of such interesting twists and turns. I think this turned out rather well.

  5. Thanks for a funny story. Great laugh for the day. Viagra in deviled eggs, classic

  6. Another funny one :) How do we come up with that? Some crazy people...


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