A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops at a brothel outside Kalgoorlie. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, I want your ugliest woman and a burnt chop.
The Madam is astonished. But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a lovely three-course meal.
The trucker replies, I'm not horny... I'm homesick.
Stolen from Phil of Phils Phun