Thursday, March 4, 2010

The Trucker

A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops at a brothel outside Kalgoorlie. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, I want your ugliest woman and a burnt chop.

The Madam is astonished. But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a lovely three-course meal.

The trucker replies, I'm not horny... I'm homesick.

Stolen from Phil of Phils Phun

20 comments:

  1. poor wife... she ought to ^&*^ him :P

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  2. Not the nicest thing but at least he missed his wife. :)

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  3. Six days on the road and he's gonna fake it home tonight...

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  4. Awww. That's oddly sweet. Kinda.

    Big Hugs xo

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  5. A burnt chop, that is hysterical. And I have to agree, that is kind of sweet. Just shows you that we appreciate what we have even if it isn't the best. Take care Sandee.

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  6. Make that a chop with a side of dust bunnies :)

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  7. Don't you know that many of those trucker's wives are indeed butt ass ugly? I'll bet it's hard to tell the difference twixt a burned chop and some of those ladies.

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  8. Hmm, just how many hunky truckers have y'all seen? Just askin'.

    Good one. Thanks for the smile.

    Big hugs...

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  9. Awwww, poor lonesome trucker...he'd be as happy as a pig in shit if his wife were teleported into the scene, reality show style. That's amore...!

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  10. stupid guy, why should he offer 500 dollars?

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  11. As someone else said, that is oddly sweet

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  12. Aww, that's almost cute.

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  13. LOL poor trucker, but what a waste of $500.

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  14. I hope that I'm never THAT homesick. HAHAHA

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  15. oh poor guy...

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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  16. Damn, that's funny.

    He can't be much of a prize either.

    Bwahahahahahaha!

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  17. He could get that for free at most truck stops!!!
    Thanks for your encouragement, Sandee. I get so frustrated trying to figure things out...
    ~~~Blessings~~~

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  18. this is gonna be a future wacky wednesday.

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