Wednesday, March 3, 2010

The Perfect Woman

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond comparison.

With that as his mission, he began searching for the perfect woman. Shortly thereafter, he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters. They positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.

The farmer simply replied, "They're all lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look them over and select the one you want."

The man dated the first daughter. The next day, the farmer asked for the man's opinion.

"Well," said the man, "She's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell... pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded and suggested that the man date the other girls, so the man went out with the second girl.

The next day the farmer again asked how things went.

"Well," the man replied, "She's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell... cross-eyed."

The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did.

The next morning, the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect! She's the one I want to marry!"

So they were wed right away.

Months later, the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery, he was horrified- the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the beauty of the parents.

"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell... pregnant when you met her!"

Stolen from: Bing of Sheepish Thoughts
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  1. Bwaaaahahahahaha...good for him! hahahaha.

    Thanks for the laugh Sandee.


  2. LOL! What a way to start the day! :)

  3. Oh it is so good to start the day off with a good laugh. Thanks. That was hysterical. Have a super day.

  4. Oh LOL...I could see this actually happening to some poor suckers out there...

  5. oh i did NOT see that coming! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee

  6. Selective breeding and narcissism ...nothing like it to start your day in a ditch.

  7. I wasn't expecting that ending - not even a weeeee bit

  8. Most of us G**n race people are smarter than that. We strive for perfectshun.

  9. Well, I have heard that one before, but he still got what he deserved for being so superficial. Just saying.

    Big hugs xo

  10. Bwaaaahahahahaha is that correct? wanted to make sure I had the correct amount of a's and h's. I wasn't expecting the ending eithe.

    Big hugs to My little thief :-) LOL

  11. Ha!

    Maybe it will work out better the second go around.

  12. bwahahahahahahahhahaha! Just a wee bit pregnant....

  13. LOL serves him right. too funny

  14. You know, I watched Inglorious Basterds yesterday and during one of the first scenes there's this guy who comes over to a farmer's house who has three daughters and all I could think of is how this was like one of these "and the farmer had 3 daughters" jokes. I mean, the scene wasn't funny. At all. But this joke was. :D

  15. I'm not the pappy! LOL! Good one Sandee hugs and loves to you! :)

  16. ha haa... serves him right :)

  17. Bwahahahaha!

    Pomposity is its own reward?

  18. That was a good one.
    Thanks for the laugh : )

  19. Hahahahaha.
    That was a good one ;-)

    He learned a lesson.

  20. Well I never would have come up with that ending, good one!
    I should probably send it to my 27 year old son, who can't seem to find the "perfect" girl


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