Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Laura Lou

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.

"What was that for?" he asked.

"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she replied.

"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.

"Oh honey, I'm so sorry, she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."

Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.

When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?"

She replied..."Your horse called."

Hat tip: Frank of Foxxfyrre's Honk'n'Holl'r
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23 comments:

  1. And I thought Mr. Ed was the only talking horse. Who knew!

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  2. He must be a Horse Whisperer!

    Big hugs xo

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  3. You can fool some of the people some of the time...but not ALL the time!

    Big hugs, honey...

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  4. good one! he's toast!

    smiles, bee
    xxoxoxoxoxoxo

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  5. A horse is a horse
    of course of course
    unless she calls
    your spouse...
    *BONK*

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  6. That's what he gets for cheating with a woman that looks like Fury, Trigger and Mr. Ed rolled into one.

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  7. Bwahahahahahahaha.... The horse called....

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  8. Damn!! See if I bet on her again.

    Bwahahahahahaha!!

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  9. Yeah, but isn't it legal to shoot a horse?

    :)

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  10. a guy should be more careful about the horses he's betting on :)

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  11. Don't give your phone number to the horses.

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  12. Well thats what he gets for horsing around!!! Hahahaha

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  13. I guess he failed to win, place, or show with that one!

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  14. Wow, horses can talk. That is great news. And he is toasted for sure.

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  15. That horse was never supposed to call.

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  16. "If a woman answers hang up."
    ..

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  17. hahaha!!! maybe the horse wants another bet from him :) have nice day Sandee!!!

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  18. Not you, the dumbass who lied to his wife.

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  19. Omgoodness...that had me rolling!
    hehehehehehe... :)

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  20. Hadn't heard that one in awhile!! Too funny!! Thanks for sharing!

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