A girl from Newfoundland who was a virgin on her wedding night, was stunned to see the special part her husband had. She asked, 'what's dat ting?'
'My lov' he said, 'dats a special part God gave to me to please you and I'm the only man on earth dat has one.'
After a passionate night of love making the bride said: 'How lucky I am to have the only man alive with one of those!'
The next day, the husband comes home to see his new bride very upset. 'What's wrong me lov?'
'You told me you were the only man wit one of those tings and today I saw Freddie doing his Pee behind the shed and he had one dat looked just like yours!!'
Not wanting to be caught he said: 'Well honey, the truth is I had two of those parts and because Freddie is my best friend in the world, I gave him one, but it's only me and Freddie who has one.' That seemed to ease her mind somewhat.
After another night of passionate love making the husband goes off to work. Later that evening he comes home to find his new love very upset again! 'What's the matter today me luv?'
'Well' she says 'I can't get over how stunned you are!'
'Whatever do you mean my sweet?'
"I can't believe you were lucky enough to have TWO of those special parts,
and you turns around and gives Freddie da best one!'
Stolen from: Phil of Phils Phun